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Brevity is the Soul of Wit

 


Brilliant Puns:

*     A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.*
*     A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.*
*     A man running in front of a car gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.*
*     War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.*
*    A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.*
*    Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas".*
*    Beer rises in the yeast and settles in the waist.*

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  1. An agency for children is 80 years old.
    Humanitarian aid , is aid well paid.

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