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If birds can live in harmony, why can humans not? Sree @dappertv001

 How many unicef cars with UN flags will be driving around Nairobi?

 

 *HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER* *Enjoy the fun & the pun.* *Q: Can February March?* *A: No. But April May!* *Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?* *A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!* *Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?* *A: I better not tell you, it might spread!* *Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?* *A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?* *Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?* *A: Kid: The lunch bell!* *Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?* *A: You're pointless!* *Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?* *A: Transparents!* *Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?* *A: A Barbercue!* *Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal* *A: A cereal killer!* *Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?* *A: Urgent Tina!* *Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?* *A: A heavy discussion!* *Q: What ki...

Here is something different from Tik Tok Sree This image captures a moment from a performance by the French dance group Murmuration, choreographed by Sadeck Waff. The group is known for its mesmerizing performances characterized by flawless precision and synchronization. Their choreography features intricate hand and arm movements, creating stunning visual patterns. The choreographer's real name is Sadeck Berrabah, and he is of Algerian descent.

By Der Postillon/Detlef Palm (dp) UNICEF staff members are scandalized: The last defenseless citadel of childhood innocence is under siege. According to the impeccably serious and widely-read investigative German magazine Der Postillon , Donald Trump has once again emerged from the shadows, sleeves rolled up. This time, the target is Legoland.

Lacking words to express my fury, I generated this image using ChatGPT. Robert Cohen

Try to laugh to your heartś content in the midst of heart-wrecking developments. Sharif Alam From 'Miss White' on Twitter  The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment.

  Very nice video...to share with colleagues. Fouad

A tribute to the letter "T"                               By  Sashi Tharoor  The tongue’s terrible tendency to tell tall tales totally tarnishes traditional transcommunication theories. The tempestuous tirades traceable to the tongue testify to the traumatic tactics of this tiny tab of tissue.

Some humour for today. This is somewhat similarr, but slightly different to earlier letters...still worth a few chuckles.  A 96-year-old woman wrote this letter to her bank, and it became so funny that the bank manager decided to share it in the New York Times. Fouad To whom it may concern, I’m writing to thank you for bouncing my check when I tried to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, only a few nanoseconds passed between when he deposited the check and when the funds finally arrived in my account. I’m referring, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer from my savings account, which has been set up for the past 31 years.

Le texte (véridique) qui suit est dé-li-cieux Fouad Théorie de Cicéron. La pensée du jour: Les finances publiques doivent être saines, Le budget doit être équilibré, La dette publique doit être réduite, L'arrogance de l'administration doit être combattue et contrôlée, et l'aide aux pays étrangers doit être diminuée de peur que Rome ne tombe en faillite. La population doit encore apprendre à travailler au lieu de vivre de l'aide publique. Cicéron-55 Avant Jésus Christ MORALITE: La crise dure depuis 2065 ans ! C'est rassurant! En cette période, il est bon de rappeler la théorie politique de Cicéron (106 Av JC-43 Av JC) Théorie de Cicéron 1-Le pauvre: Travaille, 2-Le riche: Exploite le 1, 3-Le soldat: Défend les deux, 4-Le contribuable: Paye pour les trois, 5-Le vagabond: Se repose pour les quatre, 6-Le poivrot: Boit pour les cinq, 7- Le banquier: Escroque les six, 8-L'avocat: Trompe les sept, 9-Le médecin: Tue les huit, 10-Le croquemort: Enterre les neuf, 11-Et le...

 Really perfect for the UN now! Lou

Extracted from "105 Funny Motivational Quotes" by Alanna Marshall BuzzFeed

 Peace at last, but for how long? And still a long road ahead UNICEF's ED Discusses Plight of the World's Children with Pope Leo  Maybe next year? - Shared by Fouad Kronfol Nobel? Pah! Make Gaza Great Again - Shared by Anis Salem Have you spotted a good toon this week?  Share it with us xunicef.news.views@gmail.com