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Caribbean Explanations Of Medical Terms


List shared by Horst Cerni

You might have seen this some years back, but it certainly is fun to read again.
Enjoy,
Horst

Caribbean Explanations Of Medical Terms


ARTERY  The study of paintings

BACTERIA Back door to cafeteria

BARIUM What happens when patients die

BENIGN What you’ll be, after you are eight

CAESAREAN SECTION A neighborhood in Rome

CAT SCAN Searching for Kitty

CAUTERIZE Made eye contact

COMA  A punctuation mark

DILATE To live long

ENEMA Not a friend

FESTER Quicker than anyone else

FIBULA   A small lie

IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known

LABOR PAIN Getting hurt at work

MORBID A higher offer

NITRATES Rates of pay for working at night

NODE I knew it

OUTPATIENT A patient who has fainted

PELVIS Second cousin to Elvis

SECRETION Hiding something

SEIZURE Roman Emperor

TABLET A small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport

TUMOR One plus one more

URINE Opposite of you are out



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