“ Punctuation is the act or practice of inserting standardized marks or signs in written matter to clarify the meaning and separate structural units.”
Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
Today Prof Smith cannot teach his classes.
A student making a joke deleted the C, thus
Today Prof Smith cannot teach his lasses,
The Prof came by and deleted the L, so,
Today Prof Smith cannot teach his asses.
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Man, says woman, is impossible to understand
Let's eat kids!
Let's eat, kids.
A prisoner, said the judge, is guilty.
A prisoner said the judge is guilty.
Lovely, and you sure made the point, Doreen. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteFun! thank you Doreen
ReplyDeleteThanks Doreen. A great lighter moment!
ReplyDeleteTickled by your punctuation points, Doreen. You keep us all on our toes.
ReplyDeleteThe classic on punctuation, and fun to read, is 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss - you'll never want to be without it!
ReplyDelete🤩 thanks for laughter
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