The price of eggs has skyrocketed in recent weeks in America. During the last presidential election, the cost of eggs created a snowball-effect dominating the GOP campaigns. Trump promised to lower prices of all consumer items, kill the inflation––at present it’s at 3%-4% ––higher than in 2024 (2.9%) under the Biden administration while the world was trying to recover from the Covid-crashed economies.
And the price of eggs has currently increased by 53%...
Don’t cry for the eggs, America . . . instead of freedom you chose eggs . . . running around trying everything new (musk-trump??!!) . . . the truth is you were played . . . (inspired by “Don’t cry for me, Argentina. . .”)
During the turbulent election campaign-days, it seemed America was drowning in a “famine of eggs” ––gravely threatened by egg-starvation risks. Eggs were at the nucleus of conversations. America became embroiled in egg politics.
At present, there is a lot about eggs in the media (what happened to the children in Gaza, Ukraine, Lebanon, Somalia . . .!!??). Eggs have taken full control (as Musk––keeping America under his thumb).
I decided to do my own egg-research. First, I stepped inside the Whole Foods store close to our house.
. . . a tiny-detour in the egg-price world:
Millions of chickens have been culled due to outbreaks of Avian Influenza/bird flu. Trump-administration is culling any further news on this . . . keep Americans intellectually stunted, make them great and happy? White House is preparing an executive order to abolish the Education Department, by the way.
Price of eggs doubled in the summer of 2023. The average price per dozen eggs nationwide was $4.15 in December, 2024. Two years ago, it was as high as $4.82. It was during Biden’s time.
Let’s now focus on Trump's egg-world in 2025. More egg-news are daily hitting Americans in the face . .
The egg prices vary (courtesy Google):
1 dozen medium conventional eggs at Walmart is $ 3.39, large white is $ 5.46 (not sure about availability). Walmart has the cheapest rates for most household and grocery items (China-tariff isn’t in effect yet). It even sells firearms and ammunition (not sure about background checks of buyers).
Organic eggs are selling at $19 per dozen at the Giant stores. Regular eggs per dozen (variety of brands, sizes) are from $ 6.99-13.79
Eggs are also promoting destructive, risky behaviors.
According to local news (ANTRIM TOWNSHIP, PA), “The heist of 100,000 eggs from the back of a trailer in Pennsylvania has become a whodunit that police have yet to crack.”
"Four days passed but no leads have come in"–– claimed Megan Frazer, a seasoned police trooper and a spokesperson for the Pennsylvania State Police.
“We’re relying on leads from . . . the community . . . we’re hoping that somebody knows something . . . they’ll give us some tips,” she said.
Police are serious––following up with possible witnesses, checking CCTV surveillance footage to identify the perpetrators to solve the egg-mystery.
“In my career, I’ve never heard of a hundred thousand eggs being stolen. This is definitely unique," said Frazer (hey, it’s America!).
CNN has also reported about another egg heist––500 eggs were stolen at Luna Park. Kindly click on the link to read more.
Stupidest things are happening in America . . . Sometimes we wonder––who is the President? Elon Musk, possibly?
Craziest, cruelest things have always happened in America. Dumbest electorates have elected idiots . . . However, here’s one unbeatable–brainless incident:
In 1916, in Tennessee, an unqualified homeless man was hired as an elephant keeper by a circus-group. He led Mary, the star of the show-elephant in a parade. The next evening, when he hit her behind the ear with an iron bullhook, Mary in a rage crushed his head. She didn’t charge any onlookers but the public demanded Mary’s death penalty. Immediate action was taken––five rounds were fired at her which wounded her. The news became sensational. Leaders from nearby towns wanted to ban the circus unless Mary was killed. So, the circus owner decided on Mary’s public execution.
While a crowd of over 2, 500 people including the majority of the town’s children watched, Mary was publicly executed by hanging from the neck from a mounted industrial derrick. The incident was doubly tragic as at the first attempt the chain had snapped causing the elephant to fall and break her hips . . .
Later a vet examined Mary’s dead body and proclaimed that she had a serious tooth infection where she was hit by the hook.
This story is so incredibly crazy!! Only MADE in America!!!
And the price of eggs has currently increased by 53%...
Don’t cry for the eggs, America . . . instead of freedom you chose eggs . . . running around trying everything new (musk-trump??!!) . . . the truth is you were played . . . (inspired by “Don’t cry for me, Argentina. . .”)
During the turbulent election campaign-days, it seemed America was drowning in a “famine of eggs” ––gravely threatened by egg-starvation risks. Eggs were at the nucleus of conversations. America became embroiled in egg politics.
At present, there is a lot about eggs in the media (what happened to the children in Gaza, Ukraine, Lebanon, Somalia . . .!!??). Eggs have taken full control (as Musk––keeping America under his thumb).
I decided to do my own egg-research. First, I stepped inside the Whole Foods store close to our house.
. . . a tiny-detour in the egg-price world:
Millions of chickens have been culled due to outbreaks of Avian Influenza/bird flu. Trump-administration is culling any further news on this . . . keep Americans intellectually stunted, make them great and happy? White House is preparing an executive order to abolish the Education Department, by the way.
Price of eggs doubled in the summer of 2023. The average price per dozen eggs nationwide was $4.15 in December, 2024. Two years ago, it was as high as $4.82. It was during Biden’s time.
Let’s now focus on Trump's egg-world in 2025. More egg-news are daily hitting Americans in the face . .
In many stores, eggs are unavailable.
The egg prices vary (courtesy Google):
1 dozen medium conventional eggs at Walmart is $ 3.39, large white is $ 5.46 (not sure about availability). Walmart has the cheapest rates for most household and grocery items (China-tariff isn’t in effect yet). It even sells firearms and ammunition (not sure about background checks of buyers).
Organic eggs are selling at $19 per dozen at the Giant stores. Regular eggs per dozen (variety of brands, sizes) are from $ 6.99-13.79
$6.99-$899: Giant Store
$13.79 cage free eggs at Giant
Notice about Bird Flu/Avian Influenza
Eggs are also promoting destructive, risky behaviors.
According to local news (ANTRIM TOWNSHIP, PA), “The heist of 100,000 eggs from the back of a trailer in Pennsylvania has become a whodunit that police have yet to crack.”
"Four days passed but no leads have come in"–– claimed Megan Frazer, a seasoned police trooper and a spokesperson for the Pennsylvania State Police.
“We’re relying on leads from . . . the community . . . we’re hoping that somebody knows something . . . they’ll give us some tips,” she said.
Police are serious––following up with possible witnesses, checking CCTV surveillance footage to identify the perpetrators to solve the egg-mystery.
“In my career, I’ve never heard of a hundred thousand eggs being stolen. This is definitely unique," said Frazer (hey, it’s America!).
CNN has also reported about another egg heist––500 eggs were stolen at Luna Park. Kindly click on the link to read more.
Stupidest things are happening in America . . . Sometimes we wonder––who is the President? Elon Musk, possibly?
Craziest, cruelest things have always happened in America. Dumbest electorates have elected idiots . . . However, here’s one unbeatable–brainless incident:
In 1916, in Tennessee, an unqualified homeless man was hired as an elephant keeper by a circus-group. He led Mary, the star of the show-elephant in a parade. The next evening, when he hit her behind the ear with an iron bullhook, Mary in a rage crushed his head. She didn’t charge any onlookers but the public demanded Mary’s death penalty. Immediate action was taken––five rounds were fired at her which wounded her. The news became sensational. Leaders from nearby towns wanted to ban the circus unless Mary was killed. So, the circus owner decided on Mary’s public execution.
While a crowd of over 2, 500 people including the majority of the town’s children watched, Mary was publicly executed by hanging from the neck from a mounted industrial derrick. The incident was doubly tragic as at the first attempt the chain had snapped causing the elephant to fall and break her hips . . .
Later a vet examined Mary’s dead body and proclaimed that she had a serious tooth infection where she was hit by the hook.
Mary (photo credit: Internet)
This story is so incredibly crazy!! Only MADE in America!!!
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